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Showing posts with label Cheese Dreams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cheese Dreams. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Cheese Dreams are the Nuts

A few days ago, like any other day, I was doing regular everyday prec stuff until I decided to make Cheese Dreams. I've been getting a lot of shit from Xife about never having one before. It changed my whole perspective on life! Who knew bread and cheese could be so good together. Especially watching the cheese bubble is the best part. I used raisin bread instead of the usual wonder bread and IMO it tasted a lot better. Then when you bite it you know the cheese is processed and bad for you and it is really fattening but you eat it anyways because it's so good. The burnt part is also good because it's brunt on the outside but so good on the inside and then the cheese melts in your mouth. The best part about this is that it only take like 5 minutes to make and you can make it anytime. Great snack when you are up at 4am and you don't want to wash any dishes. I'm going to teach you loyal readers how to make Cheese Dreams.

Step one: Get Bread


I recommend raisin bread because it has raisin in it. They are declicious and better tasting that white and whole wheat bread.

Step Two: Add Cheese


I recommend using cheez wiz. I didn't have any cheez wiz because that is rich white man food and I am a poor Asian man. Cheese slices also work fine.

Step Three: Broil until cheese bubbles




This is the best part of making Cheese Dreams. You get to anticipate the cheese bubbles from bubbling soon and you're so hungry you can't wait till it bubbles so you watch it and text all your friends you're making Cheese Dreams. When It begins to bubble and burn, it is ready to eat. I like eating it when it's hot and straight from the oven because it maximizes time to make more cheese dreams where you can watch it bubble again. You can also put it on a plate and enjoy it in front of your computer with a nice glass of chocolate milk. You can even serve it to a loved one where they will love you even more because it's so good.

Cheese Dreams are delicious and I think everyone should have them. Some Studies have shown that if you don't have one before you turn 25 you will turn into a lonely old Grinch (Xife, 2011). It is really an A+ snack. Would eat again.


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