The life of a professional internet poker player making tens and tens of dollars.

Monday, March 29, 2010

RPS


Today I was hanging out with my friend Jason and a few of his mutual friends. One of his friends was going to head out and buy lunch. We all asked if he could buy us lunch so we wouldn't have to walk. I challenged Jason to a game of Rock Paper Scissors, best 2 out of 3 where the loser would pay for both meals. During our last two enounters I have always opened up with rock first. I knew Jason would have a vivid memory of that so I decided to open up with scissors this time anticipating his paper. We wrote down our choices and exchanged papers relivied to see he choose paper. For the second attempt I tried to end it early with another scissors thinking he would think I would go for solid rock. However, he caught on and crushed me with rock. Finally for the last choice I decided to go with rock. The possiblity of me going scissors a 3rd time is probable and is something I am capable to do which means scissors is the safest choice for him. I thought of the senario above and chose rock making it a 50/50 chance for him to choose scissors/rock or scissors/paper. I wrote down rock on one piece of paper and wrote paper on the other so he could not tell what I wrote based on the speed of my writing. I then shuffled them around and passed him the rock and he passed me his piece of paper. I fliped over the paper and saw scissors. I did a nice fist pump and recieved a free meal.

Solid Poker


Today I played some solid poker and won about 9$ in about 1.5 hour. I spent the rest of my time studying java. I have been lending out a lot of money to my close friends and my roll is getting slowly wilted away. I should be putting more hours into poker instead of lulling around. Oh well.

Monday, March 22, 2010

134/77


The other day, my friends and I got our blood pressure checked. I scored 134/77 which means my systolic was ridiculously normal while my diastolic pressure is below normal. This lead me to conclude that I need to drastically reduce my salt in take and eat more vegetables in my diet. I should eat at McDonalds less often and walk a few steps more to subway to eat there delicious cold cut sub. I should also work out more at the gym so I will gain more muscle. That will take too much work so I will just stick to my old habits.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

today is st patricks day

i decided to wear red and troll everyone. i even wore red shoes.

pic related.



i have an mid term in less than 12 hours. goodbye.

Monday, March 15, 2010

march


It's been a while since I have blogged. I'm been spending the past 4-5 days grinding final fantasy 13. I have logged about 20 hours playing the game. I feel guilty because this is a poker blog and I am talking more and more about my regular life. It is okay because no one ever reads this. I have played some poker here and there in between classes. I have been playing a lot of break even poker which is bad. My roll is still about 20 BIs which is good. I also gave elwiz 10$ to start off playing poker. I hope he can win internet money with it. I have an accounting test on Thursday. I should study for it now but I am going to play a poker session.

picture related. A typical day of a poker pro

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

8)


I have not been posting for a while so I will write a wall of text. Everyone have been making new blogs ever since Angry found out he can make pennys through people clicking on his blog ads. I had my Intro to Java midterm a few days ago and my professor trolled all of us by making a good third of the mutliple questions none of the above. It really screwed over my mark, but I passed. Long has been getting a lot of viewers and subscribers on his youtube account. He has been playing a lot of starcraft 2, more then me. Starcraft 2 looks very promising, but I am playing a lot of poker. Xife never talks to me about poker now, he is a very generous guy as he is still staking me 100 euros. I am drinking orange juice and the box said it has pulp but I do not taste any pulp. I took a shot at 10NL today and won 5$. Why does facebook suggest me being friends with people I do not know. That reminds me, I have been deleting people off my facebook which I have 0% talking to again. Facebook is just a showing off how e-popular you are. I think that is stupid, because everyone knows prec is the most e-popular. He is deleting people on facebook because he has so many friends. Tomorrow is Sunday and I have two assignments due. I should really clean my room it is very messy. Xife says my blog sucks without hot girls so I am going to upload a picture of a hot girl.

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