The life of a professional internet poker player making tens and tens of dollars.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Life Hacks

Hello loyal readers. I know you have all been eagerly waiting for me to update my blog. I will be writing about simple life hacks you guys can do to improve your quality of life. It will make your life easier and more efficient. These are all minor changes you can try yourself and reap the tremendous benefits.

1. Brush your Teeth while you shower.


Brushing your teeth in the shower saves an extra 5 minutes on your way to school. It's refreshing and you save tap water because you do not have to spit in the sink. I usually put toothpaste on my brush and go into the shower and brush furiously. Everyone should do it if you already aren't. Even Obama does it.

2. Stop Drinking Soda


By cutting soda out of your diet your diet you lose an unbelievable amount of weight. The ingredients listed for soda usually says sugar but it is actually high fructose corn syrup. You will start feeling better about yourself physically and mentally. Girls will be attracted to you and you will make more money.

3. Put toilet paper in the toilet bowl when doing #2


Save yourself the embarrassment for the whole washroom. Putting in a few layers of toilet paper will prevent any splashing towards your butt cheeks. It also helps prevent the splash noise to be heard by people around. By making a poop basket in the bowl you will never be splashed again. If the paper sinks for some reason you can blow your noise on it to have it float.

4. Get free drinks at Starbucks


Whenever you go to Starbucks and have no money. Just ask politely for hot water. Then go to the drink bar and add lots of honey to it. A+ drink. If you are too embarrassed to just ask for just hot water, purchase something small like a cookie. Then you have all the time in the world to browse my blog and enjoy your delicious drink.

These are just some of my many Life Hacks that enable me to be awesome. I suggest you trying these techniques as it will enable you to enjoy a better lifestyle. I will try to update my blog more in the future as I am swamped with school work.

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